Review of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager
Over the last few years I’ve written hundreds of Fleshlight product descriptions for various different sex toy companies, but I’ve never actually seen Fleshlights face to face. That was, until I was contacted by the lovely people at SexCite who asked if I’d like to try the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager.
Yes, I understand your confusion, I know you’re wondering how on earth I can review a male masturbation stroker when I don’t have a penis. However, like a lot of other sex toy reviewers, I have a team of ‘handy’ volunteers who help me out with the products that I’m unable to review myself.
The Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager was sent to me in return for a free and unbiased review of the product. For those interested in buying it, the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager is available from the Sexcite website for a very reasonable £34.99. They have a great selection of sex toys online for both men and women, so pop over and take a look.
What is a Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager?
Fleshlight Strokers are a range of realistic masturbation aids for men. Often created with discreet storage in mind, Fleshlight products are encased within ordinary household objects. When plenty of waterproof lubricant is added, the inner sleeve looks and feel just like a real vagina.
With so many variations of Fleshlight products on the market, the consumer is totally spoilt for choice. Choose from an ever-willing vagina, a horny butt hole, pouting lips and even an alien vagina. Those who love the big screen can even pick up an exact replica of their favourite porn star.
The masturbation possibilities are endless…. I feel so jealous!
First Impression of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can
The Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager arrived discreetly packaged in a brown cardboard box and had no identifying features on the packaging. Once opened, the Fleshlight is encased in clear packaging and contains the product, a free sachet of water-based lubricant and the instructions.
The container is made from hard plastic and has the words ‘lady’ written on the side of the can. The Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager is packaged to look like a can of lager and when placed high on a shelf, it would be difficult to tell the difference until it was properly examined.
When you unscrew the top of the can, you find a textured inner sleeve with an opening that looks just like a vagina. The material used for the sleeve is the same patented Superskin used for the other Fleshlight products and to touch, it feels really soft and squishy.
When you open the bottom of the can, you can see the bottom of the textured sleeve. The Lady Lager is much smaller than other Fleshlight products so opening the bottom would suit someone who isn’t quite encompassed by the sleeve.
Measurements of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager
From my calculations, the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager measures at 8 inches long and has a circumference on 9.5 inches.
The insertable length of this product is 6.5 inches so it’s more petite than the other Fleshlight products and not really recommended for men over that size. Particularly if you prefer to encompass your whole length in the stroker. However, as discussed above, you can remove the bottom of the can but this means that you lose the suction.
The canal diameter of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager measures around 0.25 inches but this stretches to accommodate your girth.
Cleaning the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager
Cleaning the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager is actually very simple. Unscrew the base of the unit and pull out the textured inner sleeve. Rinse the sleeve under warm water and give a couple of squirts of your favourite anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner before giving another good rinse of the warm water.
Leave the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager to dry naturally before placing back into the unit. I would recommend that you do this after every use. My reviewer left his sleeve to dry overnight and found that it was ready for use by morning. However, larger Fleshlights can take much longer, with some reviewers reporting over 48 hours drying time.
Taking care of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager
Taking care of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager isn’t an expensive affair. Take a trip to your nearest supermarket and pick up a packet of cornflour. After cleaning, once the Fleshlight Lady Lager has completely dried. Give the textured sleeve a light dusting to keep it silky smooth and soft to the touch.
If you can’t get hold of cornflour, use the Fleshlight Renewing Powder, they both do exactly the same thing.
Review of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager
The Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager is a pretty self-explanatory sex toy. Basically, you fuck it. However, there is a lot more to a Fleshlight than meets the eye. Each Fleshlight has a textured sleeve and these vary in formation and sensation.
The Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager uses the best-selling Lotus sleeve. This comprises of a tight opening which leads into wavy canal and on to four hyper-stimulating chambers. A traditional Lotus sleeve has four chambers but because the Lady lager is a petite stroker, it only has 3. However, at 6.5 inches, I do think that there is enough room here to accommodate the average sized man.
My reviewer informed me that the Fleshlight Lady Lager was very tight and requires a few uses to properly break it in. The sachet provided with the Lady Lager was useful, but not nearly enough to make the most out of the product. He recommended having water-based lubricant close to hand before starting.
With plenty of lubricant, he found lotus sleeve incredibly pleasurable with the highlight being a texture which sits just before the final 3 chambers. My reviewer felt that this gave a really firm massage and was the highlight of the sex toy. He did warn against having too much lubricant on your hands during use, as this made the smooth outer case very slippery.
The cap at the base of the Fleshlight, provides a deep sucking sensation which he said added to the powerful stimulation. However, my reviewer noted that the end cap does rattle during use if it isn’t screwed on properly. At one point, he had to stop mid-use to adjust this as he found it irritating.
When warmed under the tap, my reviewer noted that the sleeve does warm to replicate the human body and felt even more realistic with plenty of lubricant added. This isn’t his first Fleshlight product but he said that it was a great bargain and small enough for travelling with, which he does do a lot.
My Thoughts on the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager
Based on the comments, the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager is a great product for a great price. My reviewer loved the discreet storage case but warned against having too much lubricant on your hands. The other Fleshlight products have an easy-grip exterior and the smooth surface of the unit can make it difficult to keep hold of.
The Lotus sleeve is a great texture and certainly got the desired results. Despite being smaller than the traditional sleeve, this petite version of the Lotus still delivered the same incredible stimulation and powerful climax.
Also, because the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager is smaller than the average Fleshlight, the length of time this Fleshlight takes to dry naturally is much faster than the traditional Fleshlight. This is great for regular users who prefer a shorter gap between uses or, for those travelling.
Overall, this is a great product and really impressed my reviewer. He highly recommends experimenting with the Lady Lager to find the perfect level of suction and lubricant to make the most out of the product.
Where can I get the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager?
Pick up your Lady Lager from the Sexcite website for just £34.99. With free delivery on orders over £50, treat yourself to plenty of water-based lubricant and Fleshlight Renewing powder.